The Kansas Board of Health and the greatest sex-ed video ever made

We’d like to leave you today with a little information to protect yourselves as you head for the weekend. Maybe you’re out and you’ve had a few and you meet a pretty girl or a cute boy and you think, “Hey, what the hell? I’m only young once.” Well stop! This video, made by the Kansas Board of Health, follows the tragic story of two young lovers who, after having what looks like the worst sex ever, discover they might have syphilis. Here are a few representative quotes. “I’ve got some sort of sore.. down there.” “Do you think those girls from the city might’ve had anything?” “One day you go insane. You’ve had syphilis all along.”

Enjoy.