The goofy highlights of four A-Team novels. PLUS: Tender A-Team YouTube tributes

Each Thursday, your Crap Archivist brings you the finest in forgotten and bewildering crap culled from basements, thrift stores, estate sales and flea markets. I do this for one reason: Knowledge is power.

A-Team novelizations Small But Deadly Wars; When You Comin’ Back, Range Rider?; Old Scores to Settle; and Ten Percent of Trouble

Author: Charles Heath

Date: 1984

Publisher: Dell

The Covers Promise: Someone actually got paid to adapt A-Team episodes into novels.

Representative Quote: “Before the officers could react, the three members of the A-Team dropped down from the rafters like over-ripe fruit, landing amid their foes with a flurry of fists.”