‘The Floater’ explained: Comment of the Week

Pitch writer Nadia Pflaum has a lot of fashion pet peeves (at least ten). Her series of style no-nos started today with “The Floater,” dudes wearing baseball caps askew “leaving a doofy reservoir of air between cloth and crown.”

Why do guys wear their hats this way? Local blogger Hyperblogal came up with as logical of any explanation as any for the Comment of the Week.

Due to global warming the crust of the earth has expanded. This, in

turn, has increased the core area allowing greater rotation and thus

stronger gravity. Unfortunately the larger space in the core also

created spin-wobble which means that while stronger gravity is also

uneven and pulls hats to the right.

Global warming’s reach is far and cruel. Anyone have a better explanation?