The end of the world will be tweeted

As popular as Twitter is, for the most part its users share information they may as well have shouted into an empty cave for all the interest it is to anyone. But you might want to follow FEMARegion7 — that’s the FEMA office that watches over Kansas, Missouri, Iowa, and Nebraska. Region 7 recently started tweeting. The offices first few tweets have to do with things like helping Missouri officials assess storm damage and Iowa’s flood recovery efforts, but when things get more serious you can receive the Earth Opens Up and Swallows Wichita into Lake of Fire!! updates in real time.