The city that shreds together …

… avoids the feds together?

Kidding, of course. But I’m annually amused by the city’s Community Shredding Event, which invites KCMO residents to grind up their confidential documents at the Metro North Community Recycling Center and at the Three Trails Community Recycling Center tomorrow from 10 a.m. to 1 p.m.

All of us, united as one by the fear of identity theft.