The ’77 Royals grill Sotomayor

McSweeny’s imagines the ’77 Kansas City Royals holding the Sonia Sotomayor confirmation hearing, and the boys in powder blue want to know her thoughts on the in-field fly rule, how strictly she construes the rule about pine tar on bats, and if it”s OK to waterboard Tim McCllelland. Of course, Hal McRae throws shit, George Brett screams about his ass and Willie Wilson wants cocaine legalized.

Judge, just don’t tell ’em grew up with pinstripes.