Tea-party idiot Milton Wolf uses Sprint Center to argue for more guns

• Milton R. Wolf, M.D.
• Quick scan or quick draw?

No one likes being wanded on the way into an arena, onto a plane, or before a date. But haven’t we all pretty much agreed by now to politely sleepwalk through the process without losing our shit?

Well, include tea-party conservative Milton Wolf out. (Sorry, that’s “Dr. Milton R. Wolf, M.D.,” according to his blog.)

The camera-eager Fox News pundit, lapsed Kansas Citian and megapatriot dipshit was at the Sprint Center December 19 to watch some basketball. He must have taken KU’s loss harder than I did, because his latest blog post seems to be all about how he wishes he’d brought a gun to the game. Using video he took of a Sprint Center security agent quickly wanding spectators on their way inside the venue, he argues that, because the scans were too fast to find any weapons, too-swift wanding furthers the case for concealed carry.

That’s right: When you can’t count on thorough metal detection, you should carry a gun so you can shoot criminals who get past the guards and make trouble.

Uh, maybe it’s just an argument for more security guards at Sprint so they can do their jobs without slowing down entry lines? Paging Dr. Milton R. Wolf. Dr. Wolf, please pick up the white courtesy phone so I can call you a pandering stinktard.