Taste of Chaos Tour Looking for Local Opener
The Taste of Chaos Tour, featuring Thursday, the Cancer Bats, and some emo-metal-kid bands that can be summed up with this logo/photo, probably the most horribly confusingly lame logo/photo that I have ever seen:
Bring them the horizon? The one on the far right seems to want his mummy more.
I’ll the parsing of sadly hilarious band photos to my friend Garbage Day. In the meantime, we should note that now through February 21, local (mostly) are competing online in the RockStar ErnieBall DowChemical BowlingShoes BananaHammock LifeBuoy Vans TexasBollWeevilEradicationFoundation Battle of the Bands® for the opening slot at the tour’s stop on Saturday, March 14, at the Beaumont. CLICK ON THIS HORIZON to make the dreams of bands like the Throbbing Testicles and Two Drunks and a Guitar come true.
Actually, there are some bands we’ve heard of on the list: The Thirty, The American Life… . May the truly heaviest band win.
Find out more about Texas’ boll weevil problem at TXbollweevil.org.
