support us

News
Food & Drink
Culture
Best Of KC 2025
Calendar
Advertise
Support Us

Extras

Newsletters
Membership
Best of KC Store
Dispensaries

Social Media

The Pitch

Search

News
Food & Drink
Culture
Best Of KC 2025
Calendar
Advertise
Support Us

Newsletters
Membership
Best of KC Store
Dispensaries

Kansas City's independent source for news and culture

mustard pants

Studies in Crap: Clown-Crotch Birthday Cake & Other Unfortunate Crafts

Alan Scherstuhl,

April 29, 2010

Find The Pitch

Pitch 0825 Cover

Newsletters

Get the latest from The Pitch delivered directly to your inbox.

News

News
Politics
Streetwise

Food & Drink

Food & Drink
Restaurant Reviews
Beer & Spirits

Culture

Culture
Music
Movies
Theater

Events

Calendar
Margarita Experience
Golf Tournament

The Pitch

About Us
Newsletters
Advertise
Evergreen Top Stories
Contact Us

Privacy Policy
Terms & Conditions

© 2025 The Pitch.