Superman’s secret identity revealed!

KMBC morning anchor Donna Pitman got the scoop of scoops this morning when she revealed Superman‘s true identity. Who is the Man of Steel?

Why he’s none other than now out-of-work New York Daily Bugle photojournalist Peter Parker — according to Pitman.

Way to kick Superman/Parker while he’s down, Pitman. I hope you realize you’ve opened Parker up to a new universe of evil.