Summer Kick Off Thingy Canceled, Bobby Brown Re-Examined

Evidently, some people had paid cash money to ring in the season with KEM, Tank and THE ONE AND ONLY BOBBY BROWN this Saturday at Starlight Theatre. Well, the concert’s been canceled, so these mysterious Bobby Brown/KEM/Tank fans will have to go and get a refund.

My first thought upon reading this news, however, was, The one and only Bobby Brown nearly almost just came to town and I didn’t even notice he was coming? Then I thought, Wait, Bobby Brown is still performing? Clearly, I’m not up on my ex-Mr. Houston. Or my KEM or my Tank, either, because I have no idea who those persons/entities are. So, I went to Lexis-Nexis, the reporter’s best friend, an online archive of newspaper articles, to check out the latest story on Bobby Brown and the persons/entities known as KEM and Tank…

In the early ’90s, it was Bobby Brown’s prerogative to have a sloping, asymmetrical hairstyle.