Stuff Bread in Their Jars
On any given night at any dueling piano bar in America, there are three songs that — guaranteed — will be played: “Don’t Stop Believing” by Journey, “The Joker” by Steve Miller Band and “Jack and Diane” by John Mellencamp. After that, it’s all in the hands of the biggest tippers. Since opening in October, Ernie Biggs Dueling Piano Bar (4115 Mill in Westport, 816-561-2444) has serenaded at least as many drunks as Tony Clifton. The venue’s rotation of traveling performers (most of whom spend a week in Kansas City before moving on to another Biggs joint) can typically play 500-plus songs from memory. On the rare occasions that they’re stumped, a quick trip online can usually remedy the situation. Tonight’s featured performers — Marcus Toner (the only local), Ronnie Shelton and Ryan Bueter — take the stage at 8 p.m. and tickle the audience’s pickle until 1:30 a.m. There’s no cover charge before 10 p.m., and all-night dollar draws and wells should keep the chorus lubricated.
Wed., Jan. 23, 8 p.m., 2008
