Studies in Crap’s presidential library face off! Featuring Is George Bush the Antichrist?
Each Thursday, your Crap Archivist brings you the finest in forgotten and bewildering crap culled from basements, thrift stores, estate sales and flea markets. I do this for one reason: Knowledge is power.
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Is George Bush the Antichrist? A guide to Armageddon
Author: P. Stephen Hanchett
Date: 2004
Publisher: Self-published, obviously.
Representative Quote:
“Skull & Bones is widely believed to be the American branch of the original German Thule society. That makes Adolf Hitler and George W. Bush more-or-less fraternity brothers.” (page 77).
Much like the puppet that dreamed of becoming a boy, or the Zima that ached to become a beverage for grown-ups, a Connecticut fancy boy once pretended to be from Texas. Real Texans found this so hilarious they made him governor.
Then, after watching Rudy, the Supreme Court teamed up with the Make-a-Wish Foundation to give that lunkhead dreamer America’s biggest job!
Hilarity ensued, sometimes in books, the place where adults have long hidden important ideas from George W. Bush. This week, your Crap Archivist pits his two most cherished Bush-related tomes against each other. Only the crappiest will prevail!
