Studies in Crap: Trailblazers Almanac and Pioneer Guide Book

By ALAN SCHERSTUHL

Each Thursday, your Crap Archivist brings you the finest in forgotten and bewildering crap culled from area basements, thrift stores, estate sales and flea markets. I do this for one reason: Knowledge is power.

Trailblazer’s Almanac and Pioneer Book

Date: 1975

Discovered at: Brass Armadillo Antique Mall, Grain Valley, Missouri

The Cover Promises: In America, the tree bark peels like banana skin.

Representative Quote:

page 23, “Moles have an extremely remarkable sense of precision.”