Studies in Crap: “The O’Reilly Factor For Kids”

Each Thursday, your Crap Archivist brings you the finest in

forgotten and bewildering crap culled from area basements, thrift

stores, estate sales and flea markets. I do this for one reason:

Knowledge is power.

The O’Reilly Factor For Kids

Author: Bill O’Reilly and

Charles Flowers

Publisher: Harper Collins

Date: 2004

Discovered at: DAV Thrift Store,

Southwest Boulevard

The Cover Promises: Someone’s

going to have to break the bad news about The O’Reilly Factor

to America’s children, so it may as well the man himself. ALSO: Want to win over today’s youth? Pull on a sweater!

Representative Quotes:

“My father shamed me, and I got the

message. Nobody should bully anyone, and no one should have to suffer

through it either.” (page 16)

“I didn’t have sex until I was

twenty years old! Can you believe it? I was kind of a shy guy around

girls, and I had absolutely no ‘moves.'” (page 76)