Studies in Crap: The Eagle Christian

Each Thursday, your Crap Archivist brings you the finest in forgotten and bewildering crap culled from area basements, thrift stores, estate sales and flea markets. I do this for one reason: Knowledge is power.

The Eagle Christian

Author: Kenneth Price

Date: 1984

Publisher: Old Faithful Press, Montgomery, Alabama

Discovered at: Goodwill, 89th & Wornall

The Cover Promises: Eagles and Christianity. More to the point, the first page promises “The most complete analogy available on the subject of the Golden Eagle and the life of a Christian.” I see no reason to doubt this claim.

Representative Quotes:

Page 38: “The preening of the eagle should be a good lesson in holiness to the Eagle Christian.”

Page 47: “Secondly, the molting, although not due to ‘food poisoning,’ feels the same way and may be compared to those times in our lives in which God wants to put on us a new coat of his presence.”

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