“Studies in Crap” presents, apologizes for, “Killinger!”

Each Thursday, your Crap Archivist

brings you the finest in forgotten and bewildering crap culled from

area basements, thrift stores, estate sales and flea markets. I do

this for one reason: Knowledge is power.

Killinger!

The Rainbow/Seagreen Case

Author:

P.K. Palmer

Publisher:

Pinnacle Press, New York

Date:

1974

Discovered

at: Independence Goodwill

The cover promises: Lord,

where to start?

With “He’s

ruggedly virile, he’s karate-quick”?

With the fact that

he likes his ladies not just topless but nippleless, too?

With the tiny

frogman who services his metal manhood?

Representative quotes:

“Killinger turned to

face her. There was a definite interruption in the pattern of his

white shorts.” (page 95)

“Killinger

feinted with the start of a kinkeri, a genital knee-kick designed to

castrate without use of a knife.” (page 155)