Studies in Crap: My Vision of the Destruction of America Atop Empire State Building

By ALAN SCHERSTUHL

Each Thursday, your Crap Archivist brings you the finest in forgotten and bewildering crap culled from area basements, thrift stores, estate sales and flea markets. I do this for one reason: Knowledge is power.

My Vision of the Destruction of America Atop Empire State Building

Author: A. A. Allen

Publisher: A. A. Allen

Date: 1954

Discovered at: Salvation Army Store, 6219 Johnson Drive, Mission

The Cover Promises: Allen’s off by roughly 50 blocks and 47 years.

Representative Quote:

Page 24, “I was amazed to hear the Statue of Liberty speak out in reply, ‘I WILL NOT DRINK.’”