Studies in Crap meets Doctor Morrison, that noted believer in the electric power of pubic hair

Each Thursday, your Crap Archivist

brings you the finest in forgotten and bewildering crap culled from

area basements, thrift stores, estate sales and flea markets. I do

this for one reason: Knowledge is power.

Doctor Morrison’s Miracle Body Tune-Up for Rejuvenated

Health

Author:

Marsh Morrison, D.C.,

Ph.C, F.I.C.C.

Publisher: Parker Publishing, West Nyack, New York 

Date:

1973

Discovered at: 2nd Chance Thrift, 63rd & Troost

Representative

Quotes:

“The

Female Has A ‘Little Penis’ Also.” (Section heading, page 117).

“Another

way to build strength into the muscles of the vagina is to place a

large coin between the buttocks and walk around gripping the coin

between ‘the cheeks of the posterior.’ (page 129)

Staggering

between holistic common sense and the most peculiar of rubbish,

Doctor Morrison’s Miracle

Body Tune-Up for Rejuvenated Health concerns

advice

on the elimination of hunchbackedness, treating a prostate by sitting

on a hot water bottle, and how “counter-gravitational drills” can

improve any woman’s “skinny flat-chested condition.”