Studies in Crap meets Doctor Morrison, that noted believer in the electric power of pubic hair

Each Thursday, your Crap Archivist
brings you the finest in forgotten and bewildering crap culled from
area basements, thrift stores, estate sales and flea markets. I do
this for one reason: Knowledge is power.
Doctor Morrison’s Miracle Body Tune-Up for Rejuvenated
Health
Author:
Marsh Morrison, D.C.,
Ph.C, F.I.C.C.
Publisher: Parker Publishing, West Nyack, New York
Date:
1973
Discovered at: 2nd Chance Thrift, 63rd & Troost
Representative
Quotes:
“The
Female Has A ‘Little Penis’ Also.” (Section heading, page 117).
“Another
way to build strength into the muscles of the vagina is to place a
large coin between the buttocks and walk around gripping the coin
between ‘the cheeks of the posterior.’ (page 129)
Staggering
between holistic common sense and the most peculiar of rubbish,
Doctor Morrison’s Miracle
Body Tune-Up for Rejuvenated Health concerns
advice
on the elimination of hunchbackedness, treating a prostate by sitting
on a hot water bottle, and how “counter-gravitational drills” can
improve any woman’s “skinny flat-chested condition.”