Studies in Crap: How to Pick Up Girls!

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How to Pick Up Girls!

Author: Eric Weber

Publisher: Symphony Press, New York

Date: 1970

Discovered at: Goodwill, Bonner Springs

The Cover Promises: Much that the book fails to back up.

Representative Quotes

Page 21: “The point of this story is not that the girl was ‘bad’ or ‘fast’ or ‘avant garde.’ All it indicates is that normal, healthy young chicks like sex. Want sex. And, most important, will be glad to have sex with you if you only ask them.”

Page 85: “March in a peace demonstration. Even if you’re for war. I’ve heard countless stories of guys who have picked up fantastic broads in peace demonstrations.”

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