Studies in Crap: Breasts ‘inadequate’? Contemplate balloons, peaches and peacock feathers

Each Thursday, your Crap Archivist brings you the finest in forgotten and bewildering crap culled from basements, thrift stores, estate sales and flea markets. I do this for one reason: Knowledge is power.

Natural Bust Enlargement With Total Mind Power

Author:Donald L. Wilson, MD

Date: 1979

Publisher: Total Mind Power Institute, Larkspur, CA

The Cover Promises:
“How to use the other 90% of your mind to increase the size of your breasts.”

Representative Quotes:

• “If for some reason you are not able to imagine the blood supply to your breasts, you can imagine that your breasts are being nourished by colorful tubes which have valves for controlling the amount of nutrients necessary for the various cellular components of your breasts.” (page 26).

• “As you blow up the balloons of your breasts, you see them expand and become red in color.” (page 98)