Studies in Crap and Teen Beat Magazine Kill the Video Star
Each Thursday, your Crap Archivist
brings you the finest in forgotten and bewildering crap culled from
area basements, thrift stores, estate sales and flea markets. I do
this for one reason: Knowledge is power.
Teen Beat Video Rock Stars Magazine
whoever it was who first used the words “monetize” and “youth
culture” in the same sentence.
Promises: Michael Jackson has been pinned down like a frog in
needs to invent Photoshop.
Aames, who is not in the magazine, touched this long enough to sign
“When the leading
jean manufacturer and one of the hottest rock and roll groups join
forces, you know that something big is going to come out of it. Well,
those fabulous five Canadian Loverboys and Sassoon jeans have decided
to capitalize on just such an alliance!”(page 32)
“But what is this
band called INXS? Many just call them ‘six lads from Australia.’ One
word they forgot to include in that sentence was good-looking.”