Studies in Crap: “1001 WaysTo Be Romantic”

Each Thursday, your Crap Archivist brings you the finest in forgotten and bewildering crap culled from area basements, thrift stores, estate sales and flea markets. He does this for one reason: Knowledge is power.

1001 Ways To Be Romantic

Author: Gregory J.P Godek

Publisher: Casablanca Press

Date: 1995

Discovered at: Turnstyles thrift store, Overland Park

The Cover Promises: If you own this, your relationship is failing.

Representative Quotes:

“490: Greet him at the door with confetti.”

“495. Is he a Doctor Who fan? Sign him up to be a member of the Companions of Dr. Who. Write to PO Box 56764, New Orleans, Louisiana, 70156.”

“377. Wind-up toys!— Monsters that walk and shoot sparks, creeping bugs, racing cars, crawling babies, lumbering robots, etc!”