Stirring Up S&$#! with Sheryl

I wasn’t going to post about this, but I just heard a coworker complaining about how that every time she goes to the bathroom now, she thinks about Sheryl Crow and gets pissed off, and then Sheryl Crow songs start playing in her head and she gets even more pissed off. So evidently the news about Crow calling for a drastic reduction in individuals’ use of loo paper is still hot as a steamin’ pile of doodie.

Sheryl Crow: still quite attractive…until you contemplate her overly conservative use of toilet paper.

As if the idea of using only one square of paper per No. 2 session weren’t mad enough, this idea really takes the batshit pie:

Crow has also commented on her website about how she thinks paper napkins “represent the height of wastefulness”.

She has designed a clothing line with what she calls a “dining sleeve”.

The sleeve is detachable and can be replaced with another “dining sleeve” after the diner has used it to wipe his or her mouth.

Then again, to her credit, Crow is the first to speak out against one contributor to Global Warming that doesn’t get much attention in the media: the wiping of orifices.

Also worth reading: Crow and Laurie David (Larry’s wife) get into a tiff with Karl Rove.