Stealing Time: Special Super Obama World edition

By JUSTIN KENDALL

I concede that my Super Mario skills no longer exist.

This morning, I discovered Super Obama World, a knockoff of the Mario Bros.Nintendo franchise in which you play as president-elect Barack Obama, crossing the infamous Bridge to Nowhere into Alaska to battle on the Palin estate and try to return hope to America. All the while avoiding pigs, Russkies, greedy lobbyists and a snow machine riding Sarah Palin.

Yeah, I really suck.