Stealing Time: KSHB wants you to make sexy booty calls

Sexy KSHB wants you to make sexy text message booty calls this sexy New Year. In a sexy story simply titled “Booty Call,” sexy NBC Action News reporter Karen Graber apparently didn’t know that sexy booty calls can come via sexy text message. In a not-so -sexy development, the story is actually about unsexy Baby Center’s Booty Caller, which sends equally unsexy text message reminders when a woman is ovulating. ** Claims of Karen Graber’s sexiness can not be confirmed. Sexy Graber does use the sexy phrase “so you can get busy.”

My favorite TV newsie Micheal Mahoney gets a great dig on colleague Kris Ketz, who was subbing for Chris Stigall on KCMO-710. “Is it true that when you go grocery shopping with your family that they have to get between you and the microphone in the checkout line?” Via Bottom Line.

Bunny the Newshound recaps the murder of an 18-year-old man Tuesday afternoon in the parking lot of the Belmont Place Apartments

Nick Sloan asks the question on Kansas City football fans’ minds: “How does [Denver Broncos coach] Mike Shanahan get fired before Herm Edwards?”

Arrowhead Addict mocks up the 2009 NFL draft. With the third pick, the Kansas City Chiefs select Texas defensive end Brian Orakpo. And Missouri receiver Jeremy Maclin is gonna be a Chicago Bear.

Will Not Be Televised applies to be the new czar of the Kansas City Chiefs. He’s not qualified but tripping and being drunk off your ass has to dull the pain of watching the Chiefs. — Justin Kendall

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