Stealing Time: Fred Phelps thinks Santa Claus molests children

Fred Phelps is spreading joy to all the boys and girls of Washington state with a special holiday message: “Santa Claus will take you to hell.” Phelps, pastor of Topeka’s least popular church, wants his Christmas cheer included in Washington’s state capitol next to a nativity scene and an atheist sign. But Phelps’ message wouldn’t be complete unless he slandered Santa Claus as a child molester and blames the deaths of American soldiers on the jolly old elf. Westboro’s members aren’t the only locals making us proud in the Pacific Northwest. The KCFreeThinkers want a Flying Spaghetti Monster display in the capitol, too. Just great. Can’t wait for Bill O’s update on the “War on Christmas.”

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