Stabbin’ hobo stabs other hobo over stolen blankets

The Simpsons taught me that there are two kinds of hobos — singing hobos and stabbing hobos. This is the story of a stabbing hobo. Around 12:20 a.m. this morning, a 37-year-old homeless man couldn’t find his blankets, The Kansas City Star reported. The man found another homeless guy using his covers in a parking garage at 1300 Cherry. Asking for them back, that’s a stabbin’. The blanketless man ended up with minor cuts on his arms, one hand and neck. He’s all right. He doesn’t want to prosecute, the story says. He’s friends with the stabbin’ hobo.