Someone get an abacus so we can figure this whole recall out

As if this whole recall effort wasn’t strange and confusing enough. Today, we find out that no one’s sure how many signatures were gathered to recall oversized novelty Mayor Mark Funkhouser. The city clerk says 20,962 signatures. Nope, says the Kansas City Board of Election Commissioners. They count 20,811. Not so fast. Clay County election board says lower, more like 20,070. And Platte County didn’t give a total. Oh, come on. You can’t even agree on the number of signatures turned in? That’s the easy part. Seriously, abacuses for all. Vickie Thompson, you get an abacus. KC Election Board, you get an abacus. Clay County …