Snoop Dogg

A’ight, here’s the dizzle: The d-o-double gizzle Snoop Dogg is in KC this Saturdizzle. Snoopizzle is guarantizzled to pull out sweet summer jams such as “Drop It Like It’s Hot” and “Who Am I (What’s My Name?)” at this show, fo’ shizzle. Though he’s known for smoking lots of marijuizzle, Snoopizzle is far from a stoned slackizzle. He’s even improved his shizzle from the early days of Cali-collaborating with Dr. Dreizzle. Quite the entreprenizzle, tha Doggfather also knows how to get paid lots of bizzles. From directing pornizzles to pimping out poonizzles, he’s got all kinds of businizzles. C’mon, maybe it’s about tizzle to take a break from grilling outside your red-brick hizzle. Don’t stay home and watch another Royizzles game on the televizzle — roll out to Sandstizzle ’cause this show is sure to be off the hizzle.

“Sensual Seduction” by Snoop Dogg :