Skyfox permanently grounded

Fox 4‘s Skyfox helicopter is glued to the ground from here on, TV Barn reports. Sounds so familiar. Oh yeah, the station clipped the chopper’s wings in January while it looked for a sponsor. Guess Fox 4 didn’t get one. The reasons are what you’d expect: money and new technology.

Poor Fox 4iors. No copter. No coffee. Mike “environmentalists are kinda like Hitler’s minions” Thompson still works there. Is there no justice on this God-protected “resilient earth”?