Skeletor brings you the morning weather report

Broadway is dead! Dead! Mwhahaha! Snowstradamus 2011 is over, but with a foot of snow and single-digit temps, I recommend that all of the Masters of the Universe stay indoors. Way too cold out here for 4-inch-tall men wearing loincloths. Interstate 70 may be open, but I wouldn’t recommend riding a giant panther on it. Until the city digs out, I shall work from home, drinking cocoa and plotting the demise of He-Man. Mwhahahahaha!