Shanin and Parks celebrate 4:20 with T-shirt code word

Just got a call from Professor Crap. He’s listening to Shanin and Parks on 980 KMBZ. I’m not sure why, but he likes the show. Professor Crap tells me Mike Shanin and Scott Parks are going to be giving away free T-shirts at the auto show tomorrow (Friday). Ooh! Score! But Professor Crap tells me you can’t get a T-shirt without the code word. So I know what you’re thinking: Justin, I don’t want to sit through this crap — or listen to Darla Jaye talking about how she got rid of her badunkadunk. Well, tune in at 4:20 p.m. to get the secret password. Really? 4:20? Shanin, you gonna remove the old-time radio from your ass, light a fatty and listen to Sublime? C’mon, Parks. I know you know the significance of 4:20. Let me guess — the code word is Marley, right?

Update: Damn, I missed the code word. Anyone catch it? The code word is “Cooter.” Ugh.

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