Sexy Mermaid Jonah and other biblical coloring book disasters

​Each Thursday, your Crap Archivist brings you the finest in forgotten and bewildering crap culled from basements, thrift stores, estate sales and flea markets. I do this for one reason: Knowledge is power.

My Coloring Book of Old Testament Bible Stories

Author/Artist: None listed

Date: 1994

Publisher: Landoll, Ashland, Ohio

Discovered at: Savers, Overland Park

Perfect if you have ever: Wanted to see Jonah star in Madonna’s “Cherish” video.