Sen. Matt Bartle, enemy of boobies, now has price on head

Concerned that free Sublime tickets might not be inducement enough for someone to come forward and admit a dirty, dirty encounter with Missouri state Sen. Matt Bartle, one red-blooded Missouri businessman has kicked some cash into The Pitch‘s reward pool.

Gene Gruender, who owns the adult store Passion’s (three locations for three times the Bartle apoplexy), has pledged as much as $1,000 to anyone who can prove having enjoyed endured illicit sexual contact with the cover-up-Show-Me-State legislator.