Scientology: Saturday is the church’s ‘Day Against Drugs’

Is Scientology your opiate of choice? Then rejoice, meat bodies, for tomorrow is the Church of Scientology’s “United Nations Day Against Drugs!”

Scientology churches around the country are “inviting local police, officials, community leaders, parents and teens to toughen up their neighborhoods with youth-oriented drug education activities.” The church’s national press release doesn’t go into the specifics of what these “activities” will entail.