Santa Claus robbed; not-so-jolly elf plans reindeer poop revenge

Much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Santa Claus ain’t nuthin’ ta eff with (gotta keep it clean for Santa). But some Kansas City robbers decided to try their luck.

Robbers broke into the Northland home of Jim Thompson, who has dressed up as Santa for 40 years, on Sunday, and stole thousands of dollars worth of electronics and jewelry, according to Fox 4. They even stole his hat. That’s enough to spoil the day of even the jolliest elf.