Sam Brownback wins! MSNBC uses psychic powers, announces winner of Kansas governor race

It’s been clear for quite some time that Sam Brownback will be the next governor of Kansas. He’s so far ahead of his challengers, he can’t even see them in the rear-view mirror on his giant blue bus. Still, we have to have the election. That’s a basic rule of democracy or something. Right?

Well, maybe not. MSNBC’s website just published a psychic article titled, “These are TEST returns. They must not be broadcast

or published,” that announces Brownback’s victory. The results of 36 other gubernatorial races are included too.

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