Saddest (and most ironic) bank robbery ever

Sad times in bank robbery. Jeff W. Walser started to rob an Independence Bank of America  branch but just couldn’t keep it together. The 51-year-old claimed he had a bomb but refused to run away with the sacks of money. From this morning’s Kansas City Star:

Finally the employee asked, “Do we need to talk?”

“Yes,” Walser reportedly replied.

The

two walked to an empty conference room where Walser reportedly opened

his briefcase and showed that he didn’t really have a bomb.

The employee asked whether everything was OK.

“No, everything is not OK,” Walser said, and then asked the employee to call police.

This is just uncomfortable. It gets worse.