Royals Throw Us a Boner

Today, we here at the Plog hit a snag. For years now, we’ve been channeling Bart Simpson and prank-calling Royals owner David Glass. Usually, the phone calls go smoothly – we ask for someone with a silly name, Glass doesn’t realize he’s being pranked, then he threatens to cut our bellies open. But not today. Things changed forever today.

First, let’s review recent calls.