Royals swap Just for Men users for elfin reliever

Folk hero alert!

Satisfying fans who were sick of watching the Royals be bad and old, G.M. Dayton Moore moved a bunch of veterans for prospects at the trading deadline. The players coming in return for the graybeards include Tim Collins, a pitcher dubbed “micro-hurler” on account of small stature. Collins is listed at 5-feet-7-inches tall, which is short for a fantasy-league baseball player.

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