Ronald Dennis tries to rob storage unit, gets locked inside
Ronald Dennis will probably have no problem adjusting to jail. He has already shown a penchant for squirreling himself away in confined spaces.
Dennis was arrested around 1 a.m. Sunday after what surely seemed like a flawless criminal plot fell apart inside a self-storage unit in St. Joseph. Police say Dennis broke into the unit and began looking around for stuff to steal. A dutiful security guard noticed the door was ajar, and shut it and latched it, unaware that Dennis was inside.
