Roll Out

The Prairie Dogg has only a few minutes to find the dirt on Playboy, Popeyes chicken and Harry Potter with Ludacris. Starting … now!

PD: Boxers or briefs?

L: Boxers, definitely.

Playboy or Penthouse?

Playboy.

KFC or Popeyes?

Popeyes.

Breasts or thighs?

Breasts.

Heineken or Corona?

Corona.

Pepsi or Coke?

Coke.

South Park or The Simpsons?

South Park.

American Idol or Survivor?

Survivor.

Checkers or chess?

Chess.

Lucky Charms or Cap’n Crunch?

Cap’n Crunch.

Sleep or sex?

Sex.

Glock or Desert Eagle?

Desert Eagle.

Nas or Jay-Z?

Ah … I can’t choose between them.

50 Cent or Ja Rule?

(Laughs) They have two different styles. I can’t choose.

You did the voice of a gerbil in Lil’ Pimp. So, gerbils or hamsters?

Um … gerbils. No, wait. Hamsters.

Bong or pipe?

Bong.

Cornrows or Afro?

Cornrows.

Wizard of Oz or Harry Potter?

Harry Potter.

Front page or comics?

Comics.

Vegas or Atlantic City?

Vegas.

You’re hitting Montana twice on this tour, so Billings or Missoula?

I don’t know where … what the fuck?

Paul McCartney or John Lennon?

Lennon.

Tupac or Biggie?

Tupac.

Phil Collins or Hall & Oates?

Hall & Oates.

Bill O’Reilly or Rush Limbaugh?

Rush Limbaugh.

CNN or Fox news?

CNN.

MTV or BET?

BET.

Comedy Central or Cartoon Network?

Comedy Central.

Led Zeppelin or the Who?

Man … I don’t know that shit.

OK, free association. What word comes to mind when I say “Kansas City”?

Shit … uh … windy?

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