Rod Stewart Sprint Center Presale

Infamous pop-rock nannygoat Rod Stewart is coming to Sprint Center on July 28. A special presale begins tomorrow. Here’s the info.

Presale Begins: Thurs. April 2 at 10:00 AM

Presale Ends: Fri. April 3 at 10:00 PM

Password: TONIGHT

Public On Sale: Sat. April 4 at 10:00 AM

Where do you get them?: Ticketmaster, duh.

Since today’s April Fool’s, I’d like to take the opportunity to address a few rumors.

1. “Rod Stewart had a pint of semen pumped from his stomach.” False. It passed through naturally.

2. “Some guys have all the luck.” True.

3. “In addition to being a reality TV star and frequent gossip-blog-fodder provider, Rod spawn Sean Stewart is the author of Star Wars novel Yoda: Dark Rendezvous, which has the tagline: ‘As the Clone Wars rage, Jedi Master Yoda must once again face one of his greatest adversaries: Count Dooku. …’.” False! That is a different Sean Stewart. Get it right, nerfherders!

4. “Before he became an old boring-ballad-bleating nannygoat, Rod Stewart was one of the most amazing vocalists ever, for one of the greatest and best rock and roll bands of all time, the Faces.” Very fucking true. Variations on this concept also apply to the Jeff Beck Group (particularly Beck-Ola) and to whatever collision of the forces of God and man brought about Stewart’s 1971 solo masterpiece Every Picture Tells a Story.

5. “An old raincoat won’t ever let you down.” Unknown.

6. “Item nos 4 and 5 above make us want to spring for tickets to see Rod the Mod at Sprint Center.” Eh, not really.