Rockers: how to act classy at classy gigs (even though you’re not)

As I get older, I find myself attending more concerts of a “sophisticated” nature: symphonies, chorales, et cetera. While we all know the various rules of concert attendance at rock shows, thanks to Ian Hrabe’s post the top five most infuriating concert attendees last August, some folks out there might not know how to behave at a performance where there’s no amplified instruments or beer specials. Consider this the rocker’s guide to behaving one’s self at a classy gig.