Robert Black, ‘pastor,’ gets five years for trying to sex 13-year-old girl (read: detective)

Robert Black‘s next congregation will have to meet inside prison walls. Black, the pastor of New Home Baptist Church in St. Joseph, received a five-year sentence on Friday for trying to entice a 13-year-old girl into meeting for sex via Facebook.

Black must not have seen any To Catch a Predator reruns because, as always, the 13-year-old girl of his masturbatory dreams was really a detective. At least he was spared the Chris Hansen “have a seat” speech.