Rob Zombie: All That and a Model, Too

Horror rocker, horror film director, and now horror fashion model — Rob Zombie is a multi-talented individual.

Now this is news at its softest, but there is something inherently hilarious in seeing a man who’s written songs like “Superbeast” and “Black Sunshine” dressed up and making up with the sad model face. Add in the work he’s done on the Halloween remakes and his own House of 100 Corpses, and you start to feel sorry for him.

Sure, the clothing his wife Sherri Moon Zombie does over at Total Skull is pretty damn spooky, but even Rob Zombie can’t look tough in this stuff. You just want to give the man his leather jacket back and give him a pat on the shoulder.

Poor guy. Give the dude a copy of the new issue of North 40 and hope it cheers him, okay?