Richard Spear knows jiujitsu and he would have used it, too, if the cops hadn’t threatened him with a Taser

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• Not an official artist rendering of Richard Spear, but I like to think of it as one.

Richard Spear ain’t afraid of any cops. Sorry, boys in blue. You don’t scare the 27-year-old. See, Spear knows jiujitsu and boxing. So just because you have a badge doesn’t mean Spear is going to go quietly. That is … unless you have a Taser. Then it’s game over, man.

The Columbia Daily Tribune reported that Spear, who is from none other than Kansas City, pleaded guilty last week to resisting arrest, third-degree assault of an officer and driving while intoxicated, stemming from a July 2010 arrest. He’ll be spending the next six months in the Boone County clink.