Review: The 2009 Pitch Ultra Music DJ Contest

Even if one does not drink, take drugs or succumb to a seizure, it’s tricky to retain the particulars of an event such as The Pitch Ultra Music DJ Contest at NV. The intense strobe lights, the thunderous and rapid beats, the smoke and glitter pouring out of the ceiling, and the general overstimulation of all senses — all of that makes for an awesome party.

But not one that’s easy to write about afterward. But I do remember what’s important.

I remember, for one, that it was fun as hell. You have not lived until you have surrounded yourself with the finest company in a swank dance club, mixing your own drink from a chilled bottle of Svedka, while all around you, people dance feverishly to the best DJs in Kansas City.