Re-usable grocery bag assholes: No cat hair!

The other day we were at Marsh’s Sunfresh in Westport, buying groceries with all the rest of Midtown’s finest.

We’d remembered to bring our re-usable grocery bags, so we were feeling all proud of ourselves for getting to say “neither” when they asked if we wanted paper or plastic. As we waited for the sacker — the cool one with the dreadlocks — to finish loading our bags, my friend strikes up a conversation.

My friend: “Are a lot more people bringing in their own bags?”

Dreadlocked Sacker nods an affirmative. Then the cashier, already busy with the next person in line, joins the conversation.

“People bring in bags full of cat hair,” she says, and makes the universal expression for can-you-believe-that-shit?

Dreadlocked Sacker nods, like he’s seen some gross-ass bags.

“Uh huh. And they expect you to touch ’em,” the cashier says of the nasty bags.

So, hey, enviro-friendly Midtown dirtybags. Be considerate of your sackers and wash those things once in awhile.